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Adventures in Dermatology

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So I was at the dermatologist for a body exam and the visit ended with a classic line.  Upon completing my skin check, the doctor pointed to himself and said, "Well, there is nothing growing on your body that I wouldn't let grow on mine."

People more depressed than you

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3 Lions- Denver, Colorado      

You are gonna learn to love hot sauce

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I was at a BBQ place for lunch today.  There was a father and son at the table across from me, and the kid was eating a pulled pork sandwich.  His father offered him some sauce and the kid said "no thanks."  The father got upset and took the top off his bun and poured sauce all over his dry pork.  As he was pouring it on the sandwich he said, "son, you will learn to love hot sauce."  The kid was almost in tears as he took a bite out of the sandwich and his father watched him eat with a look of pride on his face.   Then he took a big bite out of his sandwich and said, "hot sauce is good."